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How Many

Postby johnger on Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:57 am

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just two but how they get in there beats the hell out of me.
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Re: How Many

Postby socant on Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:42 am

Q: How many Elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb ?


A: Two.... But it has to be REAAAAALLLYYYY BIG light bulb.
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Re: How Many

Postby ScrewDriver2010 on Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:05 am

What one thing in the world has the shortest sex life?

An EGG; it gets laid and eaten ONCE.
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